<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8392357495013455842</id><updated>2011-07-08T08:13:32.387-07:00</updated><category term='Anglophile'/><category term='female'/><category term='Brooke Bond Double D'/><category term='Anglophobe'/><category term='texture'/><category term='Lipton'/><category term='stream'/><category term='immigrant'/><category term='bra size'/><category term='humour'/><category term='poor taste'/><category term='tea pot'/><category term='tea'/><category term='Ford Thunderbird'/><category term='nude'/><category term='groceries'/><title type='text'>Montgomery Art</title><subtitle type='html'>Modern art has always baffled me, so I decided to explore the genre from within.

As with all art, it is not free.  The pain caused to my soul is incalculable, however a dollar amount (Euros or sterling also accepted) will ease that pain and feed the artiste.

Enjoy, and if you choose, believe.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://montgomery-art.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8392357495013455842/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://montgomery-art.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Alex</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11434318898333768620</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_wzlnlhX5Nf8/SF7T_WLsvOI/AAAAAAAAA_c/wsbusIuFDpU/S220/LegoCamAvatar2.JPG'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>3</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8392357495013455842.post-4219185879424884349</id><published>2009-08-24T19:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-24T19:48:13.783-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bra size'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Anglophile'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tea'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ford Thunderbird'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Anglophobe'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='immigrant'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lipton'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Brooke Bond Double D'/><title type='text'>Tea Bird</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wzlnlhX5Nf8/SpNPiELJXmI/AAAAAAAADfw/5xB3mmYfdI4/s1600-h/tbird.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wzlnlhX5Nf8/SpNPiELJXmI/AAAAAAAADfw/5xB3mmYfdI4/s400/tbird.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373726227037773410" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Inspired by a buxom waitress at an American Drive through serving up a mug of tea which was obviously Lipton, and not a robust flavour of Brooke Bond.  The classic Ford car is quintessential to such an iconic scene, adding to the, if you forgive me, double entendre.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Water color, gauche ou droit.  $150 for original only.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8392357495013455842-4219185879424884349?l=montgomery-art.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://montgomery-art.blogspot.com/feeds/4219185879424884349/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://montgomery-art.blogspot.com/2009/08/tea-bird.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8392357495013455842/posts/default/4219185879424884349'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8392357495013455842/posts/default/4219185879424884349'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://montgomery-art.blogspot.com/2009/08/tea-bird.html' title='Tea Bird'/><author><name>Alex</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11434318898333768620</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_wzlnlhX5Nf8/SF7T_WLsvOI/AAAAAAAAA_c/wsbusIuFDpU/S220/LegoCamAvatar2.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wzlnlhX5Nf8/SpNPiELJXmI/AAAAAAAADfw/5xB3mmYfdI4/s72-c/tbird.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8392357495013455842.post-3676635735334014502</id><published>2009-08-24T15:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-24T15:57:58.054-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humour'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poor taste'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stream'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='groceries'/><title type='text'>Removing Relief</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wzlnlhX5Nf8/SpMaJOGvCqI/AAAAAAAADfg/d87C8OCre3U/s1600-h/rr.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wzlnlhX5Nf8/SpMaJOGvCqI/AAAAAAAADfg/d87C8OCre3U/s400/rr.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373667526090623650" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Special commission for a local cafe and patisserie.  Removing Relief is an ironic statement, and exemplifies the work of the artist.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Prints available for $200 per each.  Reproduced on A4 laser printer paper using a high resolution ink jet printer.  A careful selection of toner cartridges will guarantee each print will have unique color and texture.  Limited to 20 signed editions and 200 unsigned.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8392357495013455842-3676635735334014502?l=montgomery-art.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://montgomery-art.blogspot.com/feeds/3676635735334014502/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://montgomery-art.blogspot.com/2009/08/removing-relief.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8392357495013455842/posts/default/3676635735334014502'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8392357495013455842/posts/default/3676635735334014502'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://montgomery-art.blogspot.com/2009/08/removing-relief.html' title='Removing Relief'/><author><name>Alex</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11434318898333768620</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_wzlnlhX5Nf8/SF7T_WLsvOI/AAAAAAAAA_c/wsbusIuFDpU/S220/LegoCamAvatar2.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wzlnlhX5Nf8/SpMaJOGvCqI/AAAAAAAADfg/d87C8OCre3U/s72-c/rr.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8392357495013455842.post-5122025400830301575</id><published>2009-08-24T14:55:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-24T16:43:07.713-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='texture'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nude'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tea pot'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='female'/><title type='text'>Reclining Nude with Tea Pot</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wzlnlhX5Nf8/SpMMdR-1JBI/AAAAAAAADfY/wL2qj5oqWQ4/s1600-h/Reclining+Nude+with+Teapot.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 296px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wzlnlhX5Nf8/SpMMdR-1JBI/AAAAAAAADfY/wL2qj5oqWQ4/s400/Reclining+Nude+with+Teapot.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373652477565805586" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is the first piece of art I am offering for sale.  The inspiration is the famous &lt;a href="http://stobblehouse.com/"&gt;Eolake Stobblehouse&lt;/a&gt;, a Danish artist, photographer and entrepreneur.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The original art is a bitmap, 512x327 pixels.  This ratio was derived from the phone number of the model, Elspeth Grey.  Beyond that I'll leave the interpretation to the viewer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Asking price for an authenticated CD (limited to 50 copies) is $650.  Contact me if you are interested.  I have yet to add a shopping cart to this site.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8392357495013455842-5122025400830301575?l=montgomery-art.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://montgomery-art.blogspot.com/feeds/5122025400830301575/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://montgomery-art.blogspot.com/2009/08/reclining-nude-with-tea-pot.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8392357495013455842/posts/default/5122025400830301575'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8392357495013455842/posts/default/5122025400830301575'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://montgomery-art.blogspot.com/2009/08/reclining-nude-with-tea-pot.html' title='Reclining Nude with Tea Pot'/><author><name>Alex</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11434318898333768620</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_wzlnlhX5Nf8/SF7T_WLsvOI/AAAAAAAAA_c/wsbusIuFDpU/S220/LegoCamAvatar2.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wzlnlhX5Nf8/SpMMdR-1JBI/AAAAAAAADfY/wL2qj5oqWQ4/s72-c/Reclining+Nude+with+Teapot.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry></feed>
